newfoundland doctor

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 07-May-2007 10:46:13

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Garge, How was your day?"

Garge told him that he took care of three
patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Mate, and the second one?", asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?", asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door
opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off
everything including her bra
and her panties and lies down on the table,
spreading her legs and shouts:
'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!'"
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"And what did you do Garge?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."


Bob

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 07-May-2007 11:39:48

Stupid, stupid Garge. LOL that was funny.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Monday, 07-May-2007 18:58:00

lol, funny stuff

Post 4 by shadow of john (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 16-May-2007 20:27:00

man, newfies can be stupid sometimes...

Post 5 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 26-Aug-2007 18:35:53

Oh wow.

Post 6 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Monday, 27-Aug-2007 23:15:43

eheheheheheheheh bob nice nice nice one!